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lmao i dislike children with a fiery passion, but if one wants to talk to me or w/e im nice to it. its a child. it is completely dependent on its parent, and doesn’t know better.  It’s not it’s fault that it’s shitty. and kids usually grow out of their shit behavior. i did.

so be nice to children okay. even if ya dont like em.

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hatervevo:

uusui:

when ur friends are cool and talented and ur just

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americanfrontier:

oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

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radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

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greerby:

when in doubt, draw mama rose

greerby:

when in doubt, draw mama rose


jakeroo:

lilgideonsbighouse:

i accidentally pokemon au’d and now i cant get out

THE UNOWN SPELL BEWARB

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batsquatchstudios:

Rose City Comic Con: Part 2


siddy-the-sloth:

elysionsprincess:

vanehsensei:

slenderlock:

singarequiem:

techno4tomcats:

People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer

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No seriously

oh my fucking god

OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
HOLY FUCK 

I CAN’T BREATHE

“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”

"well my parolee officer won’t allow me to be around knives"

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frankenbolt:

ihearttheodorelaurence:

Zoe Saldana: Sci-Fi Queen!

But Also:

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Similar to the idea of Where’s Waldo, a Tumblr page called Subtle Dildo is posting random, ordinary pictures with a special hidden object. Can you find the dildo?